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My thoughts before and after ‘OKAFOR’S LAW’

WARNING! Don’t worry, there are No Spoilers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Now here’s what i thought about OKAFOR’S LAW, but first 

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So when i first heard Omoni Oboli had something cooking, i wont lie; i could not have been less interested. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan, not a huge fan – but a fan nonetheless! Before i even knew what the movie was going to be about, a part of me kept thinking it would flop, disappoint or worse.
The first thing i could have said made me ‘think’ Okafors Law had potential was the casting. I’m a huge Blossom fan, RMD is basically my daddy and Toyin Aimakhu – Oh My Gawd!
But then the trailer came out and i was like ‘Oh Great! Another movie about stupid young guys’ yaaaaaaawn
And to add salt on top the garri that was already tasting sour, as the premiere date drew close; they (Omoni) began to have copyright issues; apparantely some ‘rando’ claimed it was his idea, but Omoni swore it was solely hers and the court actually halted the viewing of the movie #TensionsRising … I mean this news basically shook the whole internet!
At this point i was like ‘I’m Done with NOLLYWOOD’. But then i began to ask myself. “But wait oh! Wetin dey dis feem sef? sotey dem wan fight ontop am! Na so e good reesh?”
NB: I dont really speak pidgin inwardly. It was just for effect!
It was then i realized i wanted to see this movie!
Anyhow sha, they settled the matter within a few days and as planned, Okafors Law started showing in Cinemas on March 31st.

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Well, SURPRISE! SURPRISE! I still didnt go to watch it.
What? i have a life you know…….
Anyway, it wasnt until i was deep in conversation with this new friend i made who is basically obsessed with Nollywood and filmmaking in general, that i realised what i was missing. I mean he basically praised every single aspect; from the acting, directing, all the way to the cinematography!
I NEEDED to see this movie!
After this conversation I would have been a fool not to!
So today, this afternoon precisely, i did what i needed to do and transported myself straight to the Cinema House; bought a ticket for Okafors Law at 1:50pm – grabbed my popcorn and fanta (i loooove fanta!) and headed straight in.
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THE BEGINNING
So firstly i love how quick the story developed; they didn’t waste time, beat around the bush or anything; they began with exactly what the movie was about – Okafors Law. The character introductions were on point; and don’t get me started on the first sex scene. Oh my damn! Nollywoooooooooood!

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THE MIDDLE
There was enough here to keep the audience glued to their seats; me included. The situations that unfolded were hilarious AF!

THE END
Well, i wont say it was an ending i expected or liked that much. But i guess they had their reasons for making the decisions they did. Either way, the ending was still okay.
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THE STORY

Chuks, a successful young man decides to prove to his friends with a bet that Okafor’s Law exists; a law that states that once a man has had sex with a woman, he can have her again at anytime. But choas is the word, when things do not go according to plan.
Beautiful! Thats one word I’ll use to describe how i feel about the concept of the movie ‘Okafors Law’. Its the most original thing I’ve seen in Nollywood since ‘The Arbitration’.

Nothing felt ‘de ja vu – ish’ and i actually enjoyed each passing second. You almost never see anything coming. But like i said before, the end! Tsk tsk tsk!

 
THE THEME
So there were definitely numerous themes in this movie, but i think the highlights were ‘love’ and ‘prosmiscuity’; two relevant issues in todays generation. So definitely a wise choice!
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THE ACTING
Ammmaaaaaazing. So I’ll just list the five actors in the movie that did it for me, from best to almost-best!
1. GABRIEL AFOLAYAN (Baptist): I swear, this guy was the life of the movie! The comic relief that ended up almost being a scene stealer! Plenty dab offerings to this amazing actor and his talented beards.

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2. TOYIN AIMAKHU (Tomi): I will admit at first i didnt like her calm and classy character in the movie, it felt a bit forced if you ask me. But as expected, she let her true Yoruba side come out; and trust me – it was LIT!
3. BLOSSOM CHUKWUJEKWU (Chuks): This guy is just too good! Like, they could not have found a better person for the role of ‘Terminator’ (you have to watch to understand)

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4. RMD (Mr. Omene): Richard Mofe Damijo is just a god! I mean, how can someone be so good at what he does, and do it so effortlessly? Damn!

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5. OMONI OBOLI (Ejiro): Sure at first it almost seemed like there was nothing really special about this Ejiro, but then she showed us a side of her thats not exactly what we’re used to. And i applaud such versatility.

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PRODUCTION AND POST-PRODUCTION
All the way from the directing, to the wardrobe, to the setting, down to the tasking job of editing; i’m impressed! Even more than impressed, I’m blown away!
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After watching The Wedding Party last year December and finding a new lover in Kemi Adetiba; i almost thought nothing could beat that movie or come close. Well, I’m writing today to say i stand corrected; Okafors Law did not beat the wedding party for me, but it came pretty close.

SCORE – 7.9/10

If you haven’t watched it, i highly recommend.
Its funny AF
Its sweet
and its sexy!
What else is there?
And remember the beginning of this review when i said I’m not a huge fan of Omoni Oboli? Well, after this watching this movie – I think its safe to say – SHE’S BAE!

 

click HERE to watch the trailer of ‘OKAFOR’S LAW’

BROTHER JEKWU (Movie Review)

ABOUT: The story follows Jekwu, “A village man with native intelligence” He calls himself “the village champion with earthquake English. He is also  a bumbling village idiot who leaves his hometown in search of greener pastures in faraway- wait for it,- Kenya hopes to profit from the wave of success that has trailed films like Osuofia in London in the past

RELEASE DATE: December 2nd, 2016.

CREATOR: Mike Ezuronye

DIRECTOR: Charles Uwagbai

STARRING: Mike Ezuruonye, Angela Okorie, Kint da Drunk, Comedian Funny Bone, and other Kenyan actors

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10-WORD REVIEW: A semi faulty movie that compensates with too much humour.

More… 

Bro Jekwu is a movie that follows the pattern in ‘Fish Out Of Water’ films such as Thirty Days in Atlanta and its sequel.

While its extremely funny, it relies most of its humour on slapstick comedy and  Ezuronye’s stellar representation of the main character; the other cast members are okay at best.

I’m going to keep quiet on my opinion about the Kenyan actors though…

It’s a pretty fun movie, if grammatical blunders make you laugh and also if you do not take transphobic jokes seriously.

The acting was good, the cinematography was  better – but nothing takes the ‘best card’.

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Best Scenes: Everything that takes place before Jekwu’s trip to Kenya.

RATING – 6.5/10

GRADE: B-

to watch the official trailer to the original Movie, click HERE or play the video below;

2016 TEEN CHOICE AWARDS (Review)

Okay so guess what went down last night…

Only the awesomest award show in the history of teens and young adults!!!

 

Thats right! I’m talking about the 2016 FOX TEEN’S Choice Awards;

Hosted by none other than ‘Rocky Horrors’ very own Victoria Justice & John Cena.

As expected, the award show was one full of glam and swag.

Top contenders included stars from Pretty Little Liars and Jane the Virgin, franchises like Divergent and The Maze Runner, radio-dominating pop stars like Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Zayn Malik, and breakout favourites like Jacob Tremblay.

But I think the Highlight of the whole event was the presentation of the first ever Decade Award to ‘Cant stop the feeling’ singer – Justin Timberlake!

Dont believe me, here’s a video containing the singers sppech – courtesy of Clevver News…

 

His speech had me thinking evuls.. good evulsss! *wink wink*

And lets just say the event was definitely not lacking in performances; ranging from Serayah, to FloRida and Charlie Puth, and even more interesting – Jason Derulo and his amazing medley!!!

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Of course this review wouldn’t be complete without me saying what I thought about Cena and Justices’ role as Hosts…

Two words – ABSOLUTE CHEMISTRY!

 

TCA 2016 RATING – 9.1/10

 

 

And without further ado, I present to you, the full winners list of the 2016 TEENS Choice Awards…

NOTE: The winners are written in bold…

Continue reading 2016 TEEN CHOICE AWARDS (Review)

TEEN CHOICE AWARDS 2016 – Watchleast Predictions #FewHoursBefore

Okay, well the most anticipated Award Show of the year dedicated to teens is here again – The FOX Teens Choice Awards..

Its today, and last year, 2015, our hosts were Ludacris, Gina Rodriguez and Josh Peck.

This year, 2016, we’re shaking things up a little with the Amazing Victoria Justice and John Cena.

Hmmm! a former child star and an athlete who recently featured in a movie sex scene… *sips tea*

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Anyway, this year there were a lot of great categories and nominees.

And guess what? I came up with very accurate predictions of who the winners would be…

 

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So without further ado, here it is – My Watchleast Prediction of The 2016 Teen Choice Awards winners…

NOTE: The winners are in bold and starred (*)…

Continue reading TEEN CHOICE AWARDS 2016 – Watchleast Predictions #FewHoursBefore

ZOOTOPIA (Movie Review)

ZOOTOPIA (2016 Animated Movie Review)

  • By Mannie

STORY: An unlikely partnership is formed between a rabbit police officer and a red fox con artist as they uncover a conspiracy that involves the disappearance of predator civilians within a mammalian metropolis, also known as Zootopia!

CREATOR: Jared Bush, Phil Johnston…..

DIRECTOR:  Byron Howard, Rich Moore, Jared Bush

VOICING: Ginnifer Goodwin, Jason Bateman, Idris Elba, Shakira.


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At first, when I heard about this movie, I wouldn’t lie – I wasn’t all that intrigued. I mean, I’d seen so many movies about animals that I was 100% sure this wouldn’t be any different.

But then I watched the trailer.

Continue reading ZOOTOPIA (Movie Review)

So…… ‘KEANU’ premiers today

As you all know – the incredibly hilarious Key and Peele show came to an end last year; and a lot of us fans were super let down.

Well, its either the gods of humour decided to take pity on us OR these two guys finally  realised they make more money together; either way, we’re getting a chance to watch them at their best in the movie – Keanu which premiers today (April, 29).


 

‘Keanu’ follows two friends – Rell and Clarence. Rell’s girlfriend breaks up with him and so he finds solace in an adorable kitten he finds. He names it ‘Keanu’. But When Rell’s beloved pet kitten is taken from his home, he and Clarence seek out those responsible to recover the cat; but they find themselves in over their heads dealing with violent gang members…..

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Even without watching, I can tell this movie is going to be epic.

And no, its not because I watched the trailer. I’ve learnt not to judge the greatness of a film by its trailer – it never works out well (Hello Fantastic Four!).. Keanu genuinely looks like its going to be a fun watch, and critics seem to like it very much too.

BEFORE-PREMIERE SCORES

metacritic    –  55%

rotten tomatoes – 80%

IMDB       – 74%

TOTAL – 204/3

SCORE – 68%

Anyway, here’s the official trailer;

 

X-MEN: APOCALYPSE Final Trailer!

May 27th, 2016!

If you have no idea what the significance of that date is then you have no business reading this further.

But, I cant tell you what to do so I can only assume you’re still scrolling…

Anyway, just to keep you on track – that sacred date over there is the world release date for one of the most anticipated Marvel Movies of the century – X-MEN: APOCALYPSE!

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APOCALYPSE in the comics..

In this movie (Bryan Singer) , Apocalypse, the first and most powerful mutant from Marvel’s X-Men universe, amasses the powers of many other mutants, becoming immortal and invincible. Upon awakening after thousands of years, he is disillusioned with the world as he finds it and recruits a team of powerful mutants, including a disheartened Magneto (Michael Fassbender), to cleanse mankind and create a new world order, over which he will reign. As the fate of the Earth hangs in the balance, Raven/Mystique (Jennifer Lawrence) with the help of Professor X (James McAvoy) must lead a team of young X-Men to stop their greatest nemesis and save mankind from complete destruction.


Anyway, the final official trailer of the movie was released less than four days ago, and I can say with utmost sincerity that this is literally the best Marvel trailer EVER!Even better than the last!! I’m not kidding; its got everything to make you want to freeze yourself until the moment it comes out so you wont have to suffer the agony of waiting.

Continue reading X-MEN: APOCALYPSE Final Trailer!

Nickelodeon KCA’s 2016 – Full Winners List

Okay so guess what went down yesterday night…

Only the awesomest award show in the history of toddlers and pre-teens *insert mischievous face here*

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Thats right! I’m taling about the 2016 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards;

Hosted by none other than ‘The Voices’ very own Blake Shelton (country singer).

As expected, the award show was one full of slimePicture-Device-Independent-Bitmap-1.jpg

and definitely not lacking in performances; ranging from Silento, to Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth, and even more interesting – the new band (featuring Joe Jonas) – DNCE!!!

Dont believe me, here’s a video containing the highlights of all the KCA musical performances – courtesy of Clevver News…

 

And without further ado, I present to you, the full winners list of the 2016 Kids Choice Awards

 

Favorite TV Show: “The Thundermans”

Favorite Family TV Show: “The Muppets”

Favorite Male TV Star – Kids’ Show: Ross Lynch, “Austin & Ally”

Favorite Male TV Star – Family Show: Jim Parsons, “The Big Bang Theory”

Favorite Female TV Star – Kids’ Show: Zendaya, “K.C. Undercover”

Favorite Female TV Star – Family Show: Sofia Vergara, “Modern Family”

Favorite Talent Competition Show: “The Voice”

Favorite Cooking Show: “Cake Boss”

Favorite Cartoon: “SpongeBob SquarePants”

Favorite Movie: “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”

Favorite Movie Actor: Will Ferrell, “Daddy’s Home”

Favorite Movie Actress: Jennifer Lawrence, “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 2”

Favorite Animated Movie: “Hotel Transylvania 2”

Favorite Voice From an Animated Movie: Amy Poehler, “Inside Out”

Favorite Music Group: Fifth Harmony

Favorite Male Singer: Justin Bieber

Favorite Female Singer: Ariana Grande

Favorite Song of the Year: “Hello,” Adele

Favorite New Artist: Shawn Mendes

Favorite Collaboration: “See You Again,” Wiz Khalifa feat. Charlie Puth

Favorite Book: “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” series

Favorite Video Game: “Just Dance 2016”

 

 

 

20 WORD REVIEW: I dont say this often, but I’m not completely disappointed by the results; looks like sensible folks voted this year…

RATING – 8 Applauses (Standing Ovation)

 

Oh! And ‘One Love’ to my guuurl – Zendaya!

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Courtesy of ‘JustJared’

 

Keep Slaying!

 

DEADPOOL (Movie Review)

DEADPOOL (Movie)

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YEAR

2016

 

DIRECTOR

Tim Miller

 

CREATORS

Rhett Reese

Paul Wernick

 

STARRING

Ryan Reynolds

Monica Baccarin

T.J Miller

 

STORY

‘Deadpool’ follows former Special Forces operative turned mercenary, Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts down the man who nearly destroyed his life.

 

REVIEW

Not only does this movie adaptation do the comic justice, it is also a very exciting, crude and blunt new take on the superhero genre. But if I’m being totally honest, Ryan Reynolds was the one holding everything together, sorry I meant Deadpool!

 

RATING – 7.6/10

GRADE: B

 

For the trailer, watch the video below or simply click HERE

4 Reasons to watch “Welcome To Me”

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Creator – Eliot Laurence

Score – 6.7/10

Grade: C

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‘Welcome to me’  follows a young woman suffering from borderline personality disorder, who wins $86 million in the lottery and begins spending rather impulsively, to the extent of creating her own personal talk show….

4 REASONS TO WATCH ‘WELCOME TO ME’

1. There’s a lot to learn in the processes taken to start a TV talk show; and watching them go through it all will definitely open your eye to a lot of behind the scenes action.

2. The main character; although completely and utterly annoying; is for some reason – fun to watch.

3. There’s also a lot to learn about people with borderline personality disorder that will shock your mind!!!

4. Finally, watching W2M – you never know what craziness to expect… And THAT is what makes it worth 6 Applauses!!!!!!!

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